AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.
That goat is an inspiration.
Jennifer Lawrence being more interested in her candy bracelet than the interview
My daughter wanted to dress up her hamster in dolly clothes, I told her that wasn’t really going to work…but if we cut holes in a box and make some of those seaside type pictures you stick your head through, only hamster sized, perhaps we could make him look like he dressed up!
I h8 when I’m popping bubble wrap and then there are those little bitch bubbles that don’t pop they just kinda deflate but I can still feel the air in them like excuse you I didn’t pay for this
when someone makes a big deal over something little
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP
I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school